The Life of Shan: First Entry

Saturday, first day of Spring Break.

4:14AM Decide to go to sleep after a long Friday night. I turn my cellphone alarm off to avoid any issues later.

4:04PM I wake up and lay in bed staring at the ceiling.

4:22PM I think about stuff I might need to do today.

4:55PM I stare at myself in the bathroom mirror for a bit and admire the hair style I woke up with (Fohawk-Afro).

4:56PM I turn the faucet on in the bathroom and it goes wild. Something broke. I think about when I last brushed my teeth and do it anyways.

5:01PM I walk around the empty house. I decide to get drunk.

5:05PM Thoughts of my Dream-Under-Ideas class slip in as well as future paranoia of me not changing.

5:10PM I stare at myself in the bathroom mirror. I imagine myself as a bum.

5:15PM Disappointed, I leave the house with pajamas and a beanie on. I also put on my father's brown slippers. I walk to the nearest gas station to buy some RedBull.

5:21PM I stare at an Indian woman sitting shotgun in a burgundy minivan. I quickly look away when she stares at me.

5:24PM I purchase three RedBull and make a sly remark about the price to the cashier ($7.47).

5:35PM As I walk back I notice a young girl walking with her mother and holding a blue balloon.

5:36PM I stare at them as they walk by and visually guess the girls age.

5:37PM Another girl and mother walk near me. This girl is holding a yellow balloon. I assume that all these people are leaving a Birthday party.

5:38PM I look away and for some reason twirl my plastic bag of RedBull. I hope someone notices me do this.

5:41PM I arrive home and remove my father's slippers. I put two of the RedBull in the frig and take out the Skyy.

5:45PM I mix my first RedBull and Skyy drink. I do not like the taste much.

5:53PM I turn on my PS3 and check out the latest demos I downloaded earlier this month. I begin to play the Chronicles of Riddick Demo.

6:15PM The demo begins to frustrate me, but the buzz from the drink kicks in.

6:20PM I mix my second drink and continue to play the game.

6:25PM I stop playing out of frustration and begin looking for a movie to watch.

6:35PM I pop in the movie PCU, but the DVD player cannot read my burnt DVD.

6:40PM I go to my room and turn the computer on. I get frustrated at the thought of watching the movie on my computer.

6:50PM I play with myself.

7:30PM I go back to the kitchen and heat up some soup.

7:40PM Back in my room I eat my soup and play with myself.

8:00PM I check my email and notice my Poontang membership runs out in a few days.

8:01PM I begin to download as much Poontang as possible.

8:05PM The slow download time frustrates me. I mix up my final drink.

8:25PM I keep playing with myself as I download more Poontang.

8:26PM-9:57PM I continue this cycle.

9:58PM My folks come home and I walk into the main room to meet and greet.

10:05PM I continue to download Poontang.

10:10PM My mother comes into my room to work on some stuff. I am not sure why she does this.

10:11PM I start watching Ichi the Killer on my PC after tweaking the video's codec a bit.

10:19PM My mom stares at me for a second and then leaves. She mutters, "Goodnight" or something similar as she walks out.

10:25PM I go back to playing with myself and downloading Poontang.

10:26:PM-11:00PM I continue this cycle while listening to trance via Youtube. My Golden Rod gets irritated during this time.

11:01PM Thoughts of school and friends pop in my head. I start to browse Facebook and view old pictures online.

11:09PM I write in the "What's on my mind" section of my Facebook.

11:10PM I leave a comment on one of my friends pictures.

11:14PM-4:46AM I continue my earlier cycle.

4:47AM I finish downloading Poontang (35gigs worth) and decide to stop playing with myself for a while.

5:01AM I browse the web and find old Playboy Magazines online for free.

5:05AM I pop a pizza in the oven and read Playboy articles.

5:16AM I get the pizza out of the oven and go back to browsing the web.

5:35AM I check my email and cancel my Poontang membership (Almost forgot).

5:37AM For some reason I play with myself.

5:40AM Frustrated, I finish my pizza.

5:41AM Thinking of something to do I randomly begin to look for Steve Martin articles online.

5:50AM I find some old essays of Steve Martin and read one. I get little amusement from it.

5:55AM I browse IMDB, Wikipedia, and Fandango for movies to watch.

6:01AM I download Crows Zero, One Night at McCool's, and The Departed.

6:05AM I start seeing things in the dark that intrique and scare me at the same time.

6:10AM I turn my cell alarm on for 1pm.

6:11AM I check my email and delete spam.

6:13AM I check my movies ETA and head to bed.

~End of Entry