How to get a Girlfriend in High School

How to get a Girlfriend in High School

For freshman and beginners of the art

When I was a freshman in high school I gave advice to guys from the obvious, how to cheat in math, to the obscure, sleeping with your teacher. I was dead serious and had no experience what so ever about this stuff.

For those who don’t know, being a freshman in high school is like your first time in prison. To quote the movie Office Space, “you either get in a fight your first day (You know to show people not to fuck with you) or you become somebody’s bitch.

I did not want to be somebody’s bitch (Happened anyway, everyone becomes a bitch eventually). Even my Dad called me a bitch the other day when we were on our way home.

But anyways…

At the time I was trying to help people, but mostly I just like to mess with people. The way I see it is that you either show everyone how much experience and skill you have with something you can talk passionately about or you follow a group (or even one person) who you feel can support you and teach you the ways to survive (In high school).

So every chance I got during breaks, lunch, and group discussions I would tell guys how to get a girl to be yours. Only problem is I lacked proper experience, a mentor, and a girlfriend. So you can understand this didn't go well and it did not last long. Basically, I was a triple threat of humiliation. Although I was a freshman so nothing really mattered especially my status quo. But for a good month or two I received some popularity and was bully free. I did get bullied till graduation, which was in part due to this stunt.

Anyways…

Here is what I said (Cause I remember exactly) the way I said it step-by-step. This is me bullshitting at max.

Step 1

Find your target. Do not think about it hard. Actually if she gives you a hard-on you are done thinking.

Step 2

Stalk her like an animal and discover her habits. This is very important for…

What I learned, girls cry, a lot.

Step 3

Get to know her (Research). Approach her through what you learned and through social events (Her friends, prom, etc.). Basically make sure you exist to her.

*Do not directly approach her. For some reason I am real hung up on the non-direct approach, even before I was shy, I was shy as shit. Is that what they call a conundrum?

Moving on…

Step 4

Setup a routine. Bumping into her casually, helping her or Visa versa. This step is about constant casual chitchat to build up interest and of course sexual tension (Attraction). There are many ways to go about this but find away through a routine. Do not ever push her or yourself out of a comfort zone (Not yet anyways).

*I have accidently found a pattern (Routine) of meeting the same person on my way home and talking to them, it was very casual, natural, and worked out well.

Step 5

Dig deeper. Start pushing sexual interest. Are you physically attracted to her? Show it. Can you flirt? Start practicing. Can you seduce? Seduce a way. The key here is to be obvious. Now I am not talking about making a complete 180 from casual chitchat. From the beginning you should be playing the single guy interested in the single lady card. The goal all along is for you to date her. This is the step that separates the men from the boys. Your intentions are to get a girlfriend (Not a friend, buddy, or pal), do not forget this.

Brief summary thus far

So you exist to her, you both know a little about each other and you see her casually on a constant basis (Routine). By now even you should know what you want to do and where you are. If you are stuck just imagine you are on a ladder and start climbing. Do not forget to take a break every few steps for a breath of fresh air. Breaks are needed. Most importantly shake things up and like I said earlier, be obvious. No stress. Just keep pushing for more.

The next steps (Steps 6 and up) are for when you have escalated with the girl in some way (Basically, dating or similar). If you are not here yet or something is not working out you can either find someone else, repeat steps 1-5, or invite a little Chaos Theory into the equation. You control your life. Remember this.

Step 6

Now pull back. She knows your intentions and you have done enough to get your point across. Back the F*** off. This is the time for balance. Have her start talking and inviting you to things more. Start hanging out with other people. Giving the appropriate space is important here (Especially in marriage). Occupy yourself and gain her interest through validation (Approval) and time (Timing).

Step 7

Be direct, open, and go with your feelings. I could suggest many tricks or gimmicks, but this would not be you. Be yourself without killing the mood. Many things work here, but do not think it through too deeply, keep it simple. Also be physical, touching and the likes. You probably do this already, but this is just a key sign of where you are.

*I have touched people many times to find their interest towards me. Even though that sounded dirty, just keep it in mind. Interactions cause reactions.

Step 8

Now you should be either:

A. Dating her

B. Still trying or

C. Frustrated.

Remember that you can always back off smoothly if things are not as you had planned (No harm done right?). Although you should have gained some experience now. So learn from this and move on.

*Some last minute tips- Grow some balls, keep emotions in check and keep climbing up that ladder. Things are going to get worse before they get better. Start getting comfortable being uncomfortable. Intentions should be pure, but do it your way.

Finally

Keep the relationship strong and to avoid future bumps, keep it real, keep it fresh. Try new things out. Discuss problems. Give each other space. Etc.

Done and done. I said all this as a freshman, God knows I was doomed from the start to assume so much and years later be right.

Life sucks, so go be a sucker.