Boxing Boy The Script: The Movie: The Story (2)

The Fight Ends Here, 2 (Skipping Ahead)

I saw him staring me right in the face. The crowd was cheering. I could hear them shouting for blood,

“Kill him, kill the boxing boy. Kill the boxing freak!”

I was tired and after that last hit to my skull all hope was dwindling. What was I doing? This is foolish and I admit it. I am just a freak. Just then my opponent spoke,

“Come on you freak. What, you all done now? After I am done with you, I am going for that little girl you been eyeing to death. Me and her are going to have a fun time.”

I retorted,

“You can talk dirt to me, but leave everyone else alone.”

I clenched my glove harder than I ever have before. Even my trainer, paper cup man, would be envious of my stance now. I gritted my teeth pushing all the ends of my lip together as tightly as I could. I wanted to hold back my speech. Talking was done; it was time to kill him. I lifted my fist, which by now was heavier than a thousand bricks. The pain felt great because it was for protection and peace to end this day of fright. I did not even sense it at first, but my fist took off like lighting in the sky straight from Zeus himself. My opponent, the dog, could not even sense the final blow creeping in as he continued to shout trash with spit slipping off his body inch-by-inch. I swiped him with full glory. All the pain, name-calling, and trash talking were centered into my fist. It took just one blow from me to him. This one hit hurt even me as a fiery pulsating burn was coming from my fist. I crashed into him instantaneously shattering his jawbone. I watched as the blood splattered from his face. He started to fall as his neck twisted to the side. He was already out cold. The audience quieted down as I stood there in full aroma to the stench of my victory. I looked to the only person who could get me out of this funk. She stood there not in shock, but in full arousal to my arrival. I walked straight over into her energy sucking eyes and said just one thing.

“This, this was for you.”

She leaned in towards me--shocked as she was—and we both knew it was time to end this fairy tale. Then came the kiss. Of course, as we our lips touched the sunset and the moon slowly and quite dramatically rose in a calming beauty. We gave way to our lustful passionate sins till the end of the night.

Next: The Girl, The Match, & The Water Boy, (Now Part 3)

The 5 Typical Types of Men and Women (That people try to ignore)

• This is a special article cowritten by a friend from Project Isia. We had submitted this article to Cracked hoping to get it on the frontpage but instead received some insightful crtiscim. Rather, I punched a wall while the other writer laughed. Everyone's a critic. I rarely give up and the summer is just about to start so I will definitley be trying to get an article on Cracked again.

Till then please enjoy our take on typical Men and Women:

When it comes to males and females socially mingling together sexual tension tends to creep up like a call from your grandmother with Alzheimer. Many stereotypes may come to mind during these times from the creppy old man to the quiet but deadly female. However, to save time and pity we have listed five stereotypes from each sex. Some sexual characteristics may sound more familiar then others, which is good. The average human deals with stereotypes every day. So relax and rejoice if you relate to one or more of these. Unless you know, you happen to be homosexual.

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First: The 5 Types of Men

The Dreamer

I am so in control of my life

This is the typical man that seems to live his entire life within himself. The world, along with women, may pass him by because he knows exactly when and how he wants to meet his girl, the only problem is that it will probably never happen. He sees his life much like the unrealistic relationships in movies. Basically, he sees himself going up to the perfect girl and doing something spectacular to impress her, or he may believe that the girl of his dreams may come up to him and sweep him off his feet. Another problem is that he has already made up his mind over what this dream girl will look like. He may see a girl and meet her for ten minutes and imagine in his head exactly who she is and what she is all about, hopefully sex and video games. A serious flaw because more often then not, the reality is very much different from the fantasy. A common problem but easily solved if you just open yourself up to some new and unimaginable ideals, like dating a fat chick.

The Douche

No one is better than me. Screw everyone else

This person does not give a flying fuck about anyone else. He is in this world for one reason: To seduce the opposite sex. He doesn't care how he gets them or how people may view him once he does. This is your friend who steals your girlfriend right after you break up with them, or the person who listens to you talk about one of your crushes and then takes them for himself without you even realizing it at first. He is on a mission and he will stop at nothing to get what is his. More often than not they believe that they are God's gift to women and that they are the best at what they do. The sad thing is that through their ethics they will lose all of their friends (Unless they hang out with other douches, but that would end up with all of them constantly douching each other for eternity) and the girl's who they may have had for awhile will leave them for someone who actually cares. I'm sure you've seen those lonely old guys at the bar who have no one to talk to and look like they have many regrets. Those desperate souls ladies and gentlemen are the end results of being a life long douche.

The Obsessive

I found my God. It's Vanessa

This person loves women almost too much. Once he gets a girlfriend he is the clingiest mother fucker you have ever seen. The girl will seriously control this person without even trying. This may have been your friend who secretly enjoyed that lame Crossroads movie, but told everyone else it sucked donkey balls. One day he gets a girlfriend and all of a sudden it's his new favorite movie, he's buying lame Pop band tickets (And actually memorizing the lyrics) and explains how you just don't understand and have a lot of growing up to do. This person will soon want to do everything with his girlfriend whether it's actually something fun, or something really lame, like hanging out with her in the DMV line because she wanted him to be there. Even when his girlfriend is not by his side not a moment goes by where he doesn't mention her name and how much he misses her to everyone else who does not care. He knows that he will be together, with his goddess, forever and that nothing can ever change between them. However, it is very common for couples to spread apart as time goes by. Usually women are the first to realize this. The relationship can go even more south when your soul mate and one true girlfriend only found you attractive for being different, but now that unique thing about you has turned into an annoyance. The only problem is that you cannot turn it off, it is who you are. So you being you will never argue with her, always agree, and always want to be with her. ALWAYS. To sum this all up the Obsessive will eventually freak out his girlfriend and she will leave. The obsessive will be heartbroken but still tell everyone else that they deserve the "Best boyfriend ever" achievement. They fail to realize that they are literally suffocating every female that comes into their grasps.

The Sensitive

We will always be together, ahhh the sunset!

This is the person who will usually be viewed as mostly a friend than anything else. The girl's will always come to them with their never ending problems and the sensitive will always want to be more than a friend but would never have the courage to say this because he doesn't want to break what they have already formed. We don't even think we need to say where the problems lie in this scenario. Not only will they most likely never become more than a friend, but he will have to constantly watch the woman he loves date guys who he probably hates, like the Douche. It's even worse when she finds "the one" (The Obsessive) and this may cause the sensitive to become border line psychopathic. A scary thought, but haven't you ever wondered why the crazy serial killers got to where they are (Making girls play the violin naked in a forest as they cry bathing in a tub full of honey)? It wasn't because of family issues, or child upbringing problems, oh no the problem was the last girl that crawled all over their weak excuse for a heart.

The Awkward

This picture should explain enough...

This is the person that has so much to say that when the time comes to talk to a girl, they go blank, hence they create weird scenarios with females. They are the masters at killing any good vibe that may have been there originally but after that long awkward silence their placement on the a girls hotness scale has dropped about 99.9 points. That is right, they are like Febreeze to women, except they are not killing germs, they are killing their chances of ever being happy with anyone. You may find these people lost with themselves for most of the time, much like the Dreamer or the Douche, the main difference being that you can tell that they are not comfortable with even being themselves. Does all this even make sense? No, it shouldn't and you know why??? Because these types of guys just don't make sense. Stay away at all costs.

Finally: The 5 Types of Women

Fugly

Choose your poison

There are five types of woman in this world. Some smart guys probably know about this and women all over the world will always deny it. First, let us start with the bottom of the barrel and there is no easy way to describe them except for one word, Fugly. When Fugly is defined you get two words: Fucking and Ugly. When combined a visual image comes to mind and it is not pretty. The good thing about these ladies is that they will sleep with you drunk or not and will eye rape you until you say otherwise. Do not forget that we are talking about the bottom of the barrel females who have been hit with the ugly stick a few times. These girls are why beer goggles were invented. Aside from there looks they may have a great personality and blah-blah, but that is only to suffice for the fact that there is nothing else attractive or interesting about them. A sad truth, but reality gives us all a hard hit to the face every now and then.

The Slut

I bet she has cooties

Who likes to be called a slut? Probably the very few aside from the ones getting payed for it. No, this is the kind of girl you talk about in front of your friends and do not bring home to mom. These types are commonly called whores by their female enemies and loved by hard-on's internationally. They are hot with hopes and dreams, but this stuff can quickly turn in to an annoyance of casual chit-chat before and after doing the business. Not to mention the high risk of disease (HIV) coming from a girl sleeping with a guy for little reason. Of course most men will see these sexy beasts of lust give it up to the wrong guy every five seconds always getting used and abused. Life is hard, is it not? Never to you, because the slut is probably a friend or a friend of a friend who you hear tales from, but never directly because if they gave it up to you, a friend for free; that would make them a whore. Right?

The Bitch

These girls are probably the most desired. That is of course before you hear them speak. They range from Fugly to Hot, but usually the bitcher they are the more attractive they will be. These girls are so full of Shit it is amazing they can even seduce a guy long enough without arguing about some small issue in compatibility. For some, it is enough to handle. A hot chick with a temper from Hell. No biggie. For us, vomiting seems to be a more appropriate reaction to avoid the pitfalls of a loose marriage and a shaky yet consistent sex life. Unless you are prepared or paying for this kind of action from a female, stay away.

Vampire Vagina

Be afraid. So you wake up one morning and it is a particularly beautiful day. Except your girlfriend is a life sucking Vampire Vagina. Basically these women live to suck the life out of every man they come in contact with. Why do they do it? Because they are slowly becoming demons, but they are just not there yet. The upside is that they do provide the one thing men need to be happy, not love, sex. But at a price. They will provide this service for a small fee of your life as they drain it from you day-by-day. Is the juice worth the squeeze? Buy some garlic and find out.

The Succubus

Remember how the Vampire Vagina is slowly becoming a demon? The Succubus is that very evil. A powerful force which enslaves a man for his soul. These ladies are fully equipped with advanced seduction skills. Did we mention that they are fully fit for penis destruction? Unless you like it kinky, look out. We would advise you poor weak individuals to stay away, but they are so good at what they do it is near impossible to find them. The best thing any sane man can do is ask his best friend if his clingy over-enthusiastic girlfriend is just a little full of herself and trying to steal your soul. We shall wait here and see how often that comes up in a conversation.

In the end, all these different types of men and women can be enough to drive a sane person crazy. God is probably laughing right now as another stereotypical person is born. What it all comes down to is that in our crazy messed up little heads we desire different types of people everyday. So technically, we create these stereotypes as we constantly long for something better. We just never have enough time or energy to discover them all or figure this out. Whats worse is that in the real world there are more types of people than the eyes of God can see who have worse issues then we can list. There is no real way to prepare for the Hellish people of this world. There is really only one thing to do. Suck it up and accept it.

Boxing Boy The Script: The Movie: The Story (1)

Morning Rush, Part 1

Today the sun rises particularly bright for a young man with light brown skin, a head full of dark hair, and a particularly special pair of hands.

“Good morning,”

Boxing boy said as he slowly woke up for the day. Just like he was after a heavy dream he slowly dragged the morning out for as long as possible. Finally, he started to slowly rise out of bed by moving his left arm out from under the covers. He pulled out his huge red boxing glove of a hand to scratch is unshaven face and yawn some more.

“I hate mornings”

Boxing boy exclaimed in the emptiness of his brightly lit room. He continued this slow process a bit longer until finally preparing for the day, which seemed to be at the speed of light in comparison to his waking engagement. First, it was his teeth that he struggled to brush using his special hands to just barely cling to his toothbrush. Next, it was his breakfast which he promptly punched a few pieces of fruit (Apples no less) and packages around the kitchen. Finally, he checked his email, which for the better in him a brief prayer to God helped before attempting to somehow turn on a computer and type with his gloves; being 100 times bigger than a single key.

Now the afternoon had begun. The day was already closing in thanks to Boxing boy’s late start, but that would not stop him from starting the day. He was already outside on his front lawn doing some stretches in his black boxing boy shorts and matching t-shirt.

“Alright, I’m ready.”

Boxing boy said as he took off for his routine jog around the city using this time to take in the beauty of the people.

Next: The Girl, The Match, & The Water Boy, Part 2

Three Uncommon Snacks

I feel like I am going through a food frenzy as the Recession starts to affect me more and more. This close to finals and with me being busy finding work and other important tasks, I can get burned out and crazy hungry. So below I am sharing three of my favorite snack (Junk) foods that are probably better than what most consider 'junk' food in the world. These three items can all be found in almost any major city or of course from their original location (Asia). One day, I swear, one day I shall go.

Aloe Juice (Origin: S. Korea)

This is a very sweet and tasty drink with bits of the Aloe Vera plant in it. Sound weird? Probably would be for people unfamiliar with the medicinal and all natural plant. But this drink tastes really good and a bottle hardly lasts a week at my house. It is almost like drinking a dessert. Think of it as a replacement for soda or some of the juices people tend to avoid, like pineapple. Yuck. Just remember aside from the healthy Aloe this drink is loaded with sugar. You can usually find a bottle or two located at any East-Asian market in the city or suburbs. Think of Trader Joe's for foreigners.

Rice Pudding (Origin: Probably Asia)

I may have exaggerated a little on the healthy part. This European, Middle Eastern, Asian, American dessert is a classic and delicious dish from all over the world. There are several different ways to cook and serve it. As you may have read this pudding has roots coming from cultures all over the world. Although nothing beats homemade Rice Pudding served warm with raisins and cinnamon. I have perfected a special forumula to my liking when I make this but I still tend to order it at restaurants or buy it from speciality stores; I just can't get enough. I won't share my recipe, but here is a good one:

Rice Pudding - Standard Recipe

INGREDIENTS

• 2 1/2 cups (600 ml) of whole milk
• 1/3 cup (66 grams) of uncooked long or short grain white rice
• 1/8 teaspoon salt
• 1 egg
• 1/4 cup (50 grams) dark brown sugar
• 1 teaspoon of pure vanilla extract
• 1/4 teaspoon of ground cinnamon
• 1/3 cup (40 grams) raisins

METHOD

1 In a medium heavy bottomed saucepan, combine milk, rice and salt and bring to a boil over high heat. Reduce heat to low and simmer until the rice is tender, about 20 minutes. Stir frequently to prevent the rice from sticking to the bottom of the pan.

2 In a small mixing bowl, whisk together egg and brown sugar until well mixed. Add a half cup of the rice mixture - a tablespoon at a time - beating to incorporate.

3 Add egg mixture back into the saucepan of rice and milk and stir, on low heat, for 10 minutes or so, until thickened. Be careful not to have the mixture come to a boil at this point. Stir in the vanilla. Remove from heat and stir in the raisins and cinnamon.

Serve warm or cold.

Serves 2-3.

(Source: Simply Recipes)

Indian Onion Relish (Origin: India, duh)

So we went from abnormal to classic. Now we go to weird. This side dish (Appetizer) is served stand-alone or mixed with food at the dinner table in a Indian household and probably a normal side dish at an Indian restaurant, depending of course on which one. This has a unique taste of sweet, sour, and spice. For some reason I really take a liking to it. This is definitely not an acquired taste as it fits well with a drink of water or of course Aloe Juice. You can make this at home or order it at a cultural restaurant, but I suggest networking a bit and having an Indian friend introduce it to you. No Indian friends? For shame, make some. A little diversity never hurt anyone. Below is a simple recipe that I found online for this dish, although I highly suggest trying it first before making it.

Indian Onion Relish - Random Recipe

INGREDIENTS

• 1 medium onion, peeled
• 3/4 teaspoon salt
• 4 teaspoons lemon juice
• 1/4 teaspoon paprika (the redder in color, the better)
• 1/8 teaspoon cayenne pepper
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METHOD

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1. Cut onion crosswise into paper-thin rings and put rings into a bowl.
2. Add all other ingredients, toss and mix.
3. Set aside for 30 minutes or more before eating in order to let the flavors blend.

(Source: Somewhere Online)

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