I wanted to write a really awesome short story. It would be long, but not too long and the grammar would be perfect unlike this sentence (I should have added a comma somewhere). Oh no! Exclamation marks have so much meaning when I read things (I am saying "I" way too much). I mean I (not again) have many ideas usually based around my depressed can't-get-my-life-together routine. Which is no routine, just my life.
Let me move to another paragraph. Paragraph's should be about the above size, unless you are in college. In college, (the comma felt good here) paragraph's are always so long and full of complex sentences. You know what? College paper's are useless piles of words printed on black ink and used for one thing... a degree. Yay! Degree's!!! (three, yes!) But this post is about my desire to write an awesome story. I did not want to talk about English grammar or the adventure that is College!?! (the middle question mark is so cool).
This will be my last paragraph because most papers or essays do about four minimum. I do not want to follow that standard, especially for a blog post. I am thinking of adding a web cam picture from this laptop I am writing from (visual's = plus one). Ya! A web cam picture will do fine, even though; (semicolon is probably not needed) I do not agree with the term "web cam." What I do like (I will not talk about web cam's anymore) is when people read things I write from beginning to finish and get back to me with some kind of feedback. A simple online comment or offline water-cooler chat, if you know me, will suffice.
Sincerely, (is this a letter now?)
I think I am done (I guess this counts as my signature).
P.S. (p.s. is so arbitrary and useless these days, especially online)
